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The Roycroft Dictionary, Concocted by Ali Baba and the Bunch on Rainy Days.
The Roycroft Dictionary Concocted by Ali Baba and the Bunch on Rainy Days
The Roycroft Dictionary
ADVERTISING: The education of the public as to who you are, where you are, and what you have to offer in way of skill, talent or commodity. The only man who should not advertise is the man who has nothing to offer the world in way of commodity or service.
Abel: The first squealer.
Abhorrence: 1. A pronounced feeling of dislike in the presence of what is superior or unattainable. 2. To discover one's real self and to slander somebody or something else in revenge. 3. A form of hate that suffers from mal de mer.
Asbestos: 1. The white-hope of the damned. 2. A specially prepared paper upon which The Philistine is printed.
Arson: To be careless in the use of fire. (General Sherman was at times more or less careless in the use of fire on his March to the Sea. —Hon. Henry W. Grady.)
Aeronaut: A person who goes up in order to come down. Hence, a meta-physician.
Abnormal: To have intelligence, character or genius; to be less stupid than one's neighbor; to be better than the worst; to be one's self. E. g., the writer of these lines.
Abode: 1. A place where one cleans one's teeth and occasionally sleeps. 2. A long counter with a gutter and a rail at the bottom over which one is served with any liquid in a glass. 3. Dwelling, fireside (obsolete in this sense). 4. A grave.
Abnegation: A plan for securing the thing in the easiest and surest way.
Academic: 1. Of, or pertaining to, fossils; vegetative; parasitic; the opposite of change, viable, evolution. 2. Relating to a society that promotes the love of the static and the immobile. 3. Apish, parrot-like, phonographic.