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If you come with me, I will show you something.      ,   - . (   - ,        .     ,  , .)

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If you came with me, I would show you something.       ,    - , ?   , ,      -      .         , , .      ,        (     ),    , .

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If you came with me, I wouldshow you something.       ,    - .

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If you hadcome with me, I wouldhaveshown you something.     []   ,    - .      ,     - .

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If I have news, you will be the first to know.     ,     .

If he suspects something, he will not come.   - ,   .

Ill be very surprised if he showsup on time.    ,    .

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: If he will suspect something, he will not come.

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(, :       .     .               , , ,  . : If you will come down for a minute, I will try to explain everything.      ,    .           .)



EXERCISE 388

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A: If I happen to come across some interesting information, you will be the first to know.

B: Ill take you up on that.

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1.      ,     , . ?    , . 2.      - ,     , . ?    , . 3.      ,     , . ?    , . 4.    ,     . ?    . 5.        (pick up somebodys trail),     , . ?    , . 6.        ,     , . ?    , . 7.   -  ,     . ?    . 8.   -      ,    . ?    . 9.   -      (undercover agent),     , . ?    . 10.  -    (if something goes wrong),      .     (take my word for it), . 11.    , .  -   ,       (switch sides). 12.    ,      (set foot on something).    ,  (boy).



. 1. If I happen to come across that island, you will be the first to know, Sir. Ill take you up on that, Captain. 2. If I happen to come across something unusual, you will be the first to know, Inspector. Ill take you up on that, Holmes. 3. If the patient happens to come to himself, you will be the first to know, Inspector. Ill take you up on that, Doctor. 4. If I happen to change my mind, you will be the first to know. Ill take you up on that. 5. If I happen to pick up their trail, you will be the first to know, Sheriff. Ill take you up on that, cowboy. 6. If I happen to pick up the trail of the escaped criminals, you will be the first to know, Sheriff. Ill take you up on that, cowboy. 7. If I ever decide to marry, you will be the first to know. Ill take you up on that. (: if I ever decide to get married.) 8. If I ever decide to write a book about my life, you will be the first to read it. Ill take you up on that. 9. If there is any news from our undercover agent, you will be the first to know, Sir. Ill take you up on that. (Undercover agent  ,     under cover.) 10. If something goes wrong, this rat will be the first to leave the sinking ship. Take my word for it, gentlemen. (: if anything goes wrong.) 11. Take my word for it, gentlemen. If something goes wrong, he will be the first to switch sides. (Switch sides     .) 12. If this island exists, well be the first to set foot on it. Take my word for it, boy.

TIME FOR FUN

A criminal said to the judge, Your Honor, Im not guilty. I know I can prove it if you just give me some time.

Sure, replied the judge. Ten years. Next!




   


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EXERCISE 389

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A: What if they catch us?

B: If they catch us, were in for ten long years in prison.

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. Be in for something ,  ,    ,     ,   ,        . :

Were in for a long night.    .

It looks like were in for a little fight. ,     .

If they think that they can count on me, they are in for a big disappointment. ?  ,     ,     .

      be in for it,  it    ,    . :

If your father hears us, were in for it.     ,  .

Oh, dear, were in for it! , ,  .

:      in: Were in for a long night.



1.,     ? ?     ,     . 2. ,     (: surrender)? ?    ,     (a siege). 3. ,      (: lose somebody   -   )? ?     ,     .     (wring somebodys neck). 4. ,        (sign somebody up)? ?       ,     (on)   . 5. ,   ,   ? ?   ,  ,  . 6. ,    (figure out),     ? ?   ,     ,  . 7. ,    ? ?    ,  ,    . 8. ,  -   ? ? ,  -   , ,     (we planned it that way). 9. ,   ? ?   ,        (well blame it on the heavy traffic). 10. ,   ? ?   ,     . 11. ,   (talks) ? ?   ,      (interpreter). 12. ,     ? ? ,    ,    (switch to)  .



. 1. What if we run out of gas? If we run out of gas, were in for a long walk. 2. What if we dont surrender? If we dont surrender, were in for a long siege. (Surrender       .) 3. What if we lose him again? If we lose him again, were in for some real trouble. The boss will wring our necks. 4. What if they dont sign us up? If they dont sign us up, were in for a week on bread and water. 5. What if they find out who let the cat out of the bag? If they find out who let the cat out of the bag, were in for it. 6. What if they figure out who brought the frog to school? If they figure out who brought the frog to school, were in for it. 7. What if they see us? If they see us, well say (that) we were just passing by. 8. What if something goes wrong? Well, if something goes wrong, well say (that) we planned it that way. 9. What if we are late? If were late, well blame it on the heavy traffic. 10. What if we oversleep? If we oversleep, well blame it on the alarm clock. 11. What if the talks fail? If the talks fail, well blame it on the interpreter. 12. What if our plan doesnt work? Well, if it doesnt work, well switch to plan B.



TIMEFOR FUN

Jimmy is taking skydiving lessons.

Jimmy: What if the parachute doesnt open?

Instructor: If it doesnt open, you will get your money back.



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EXERCISE 390

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: I just dont get it  what are we doing here?

B: Youll get it if you keep asking stupid questions.

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      get   it.     (I dont get it)  it     .      ,    , :

I dont get you.    .

I dont get your meaning.   ,    .

I dont get what you mean.  -    ,    .

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1. -   :    (what are we doing)    (deserted) ? ?       ,      . 2.  -   :    ,     ? ?       ,      . 3.  -   :    ? ?       ,      (if you dont keep your voice down). -   . 4.  -   :       ? ?       ,     . -   . 5.  -   :        ? ?       ,          (stick your nose where it doesnt belong). 6.  -   :        (this old piece of junk)? ?       ,         . 7.  -     ,  -    (why would anybody want you dead). ?       ,         . 8.  -     ,  -      (old wreck). ?       ,       . 9.  -     ,  -    .       . ?       ,       . 10.  -     ,  -   ?. ?       ,       . 11.  -   :  -   ? ?       ,     .   . 12.  -     :      ?   ? ?       ,        (pay attention in class).



. 1. I just dont get it  what are we doing in this deserted house? Youll get it if you dont keep asking stupid questions. 2. I just dont get it  why are we wasting time playing this stupid game? Youll get it if you keep asking stupid questions. 3. I just dont get it  who are we hiding from? Youll get it if you dont keep your voice down. Somebody may hear you. 4. I just dont get it  how are we going to sneak aboard the ship? Youll get it if you dont keep your voice down. Somebody may hear you. 5. I just dont get it  what do you want with this old boat? Youll get it if you keep sticking your nose where it doesnt belong. 6. I just dont get it  what do you want with this old piece of junk? Youll get it if you keep sticking your nose where it doesnt belong. 7. I just dont get it  why would anybody want you dead? Youll get it if you keep sticking your nose where it doesnt belong. 8. I just dont get it  why would anybody want to steal this old wreck? Youll get it if you keep interrupting me. 9. I just dont get it  why would anybody want to kidnap his child? He is not a millionaire or something. Youll get it if you keep interrupting me. 10. I just dont get it  why would anybody want to turn us against each other? Youll get it if you keep interrupting me. 11. I just dont get it  how could anyone find us out? Youll get it if you dont keep your voice down. Youre attracting attention. 12. I just dont get it  why do they call this sea the Dead Sea? What did it die of? Youll get it if you dont pay attention in class.



TIME FOR FUN

Two hunters got lost in the woods.

First hunter: Shoot three shots in the air.

Second hunter: Okay.

First hunter: If no one comes soon, go ahead and shoot three more.

Second hunter: I hope someone comes soon. Were running out of arrows.



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EXERCISE 391

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A: Whats it to you if I lend some money to a friend?

B: Youre right. Its nothing to me.

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. What is it to you?     What do you care?   -   ? :

How much do they pay you? Whats it to you?    ? -   ?

Whats it to you what happened before I met you?      ,       ?

Even if we are having an affair, what is it to you?      , -    ?

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Hey, leave that girl alone! Whats it to you?  ,    !      !

 you       , : Whats it to him (her, them) if were married or not?    (, ) ,    ?



1.-   ,    ? ?  .      . 2. -   ,       (end up alone)? ?  .      . 3. -   ,       ? ?  .      . 4. -   ,     ? ?  .      . 5. -   ,       ? ?  .      . 6. -   ,     ? ?  .      . 7. -   ,       ? ?  .      . 8. -   ,   ? ?  .      . 9. -   ,   ? ?  .      . 10. -   ,      ,    (the wrong guy)? ?  .      .



. 1. Whats it to you if I die childless? Youre right. Its nothing to me. 2. Whats it to you if I end up alone? Youre right. Its nothing to me. 3. Whats it to you if I end up penniless? Youre right. Its nothing to me. 4. Whats it to you if I end up an old bachelor? Youre right. Its nothing to me. 5. Whats it to you if I end up on the street? Youre right. Its nothing to me. 6. Whats it to you if I end up in jail? Youre right. Its nothing to me. 7. Whats it to you if I end up with a bullet in my head? Youre right. Its nothing to me. 8. Whats it to you if I get punished? Youre right. Its nothing to me. 9. Whats it to you if I get fired? Youre right. Its nothing to me. 10. Whats it to you if I fall in love with the wrong guy? Youre right. Its nothing to me.



TIME FOR FUN

Father: Your grades leave a lot to be desired, Johnny.

Johnny: Im afraid that if I study too hard, Ill end up being a teacher.



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EXERCISE 392

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A: Remember: not a word to Betty. If any of this ever came out, she would walk out on me.

B: Ill be silent as a fish.

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1.:   .   -   - ,     (die of shame). ?     . 2. :   .   -   - ,     (flip). ?     . 3. :     .     . (You know how wives are.)       ,      (have somebodys scalp). ?     . 4. :   .     .      ,     -  (do something stupid). ? ? ?     . ?     . 5. :     .     .   ,    (be up to something),   - . ? ? ?    . ?     . 6. :   .     .       ,    . ?     . 7. :   .     .        ,      (goodness knows what). ?     . 8. :     .     .     ,      ,     . ?     . 9. :     .     .       ,      (make fun of somebody). ?     .



. 1. Remember: not a word to anybody. If any of this ever came out, I would die of shame. Ill be silent as a fish. 2. Remember: not a word to Betty. If any of this ever came out, she would flip. Ill be silent as a fish. 3. Remember: not a word to Wilma or Betty. You know how wives are. If they found out about our little adventure, they would have our scalps. Ill be silent as a fish. 4. Remember: not a word to Wilma. You know how wives are. If she found out about this money, she would make me do something stupid. Like what? Like, make me put it in a bank. Ill be silent as a fish. 5. Remember: not a word to Wilma and Betty. You know how wives are. If they found out about what were up to, they would do something stupid. Like what? Like, follow us. Ill be silent as a fish. 6. Remember: not a word to Wilma. You know how wives are. If she found out about this little incident, she would jump to the wrong conclusion. Ill be silent as a fish. 7. Remember: not a word to Wilma. You know how wives are. If she found out about the incident with my ex, she would think goodness knows what. Ill be silent as a fish. 8. Remember: not a word to Wilma or Betty. You know how wives are. If they found out about the night we spent in the police station, they would think goodness knows what. Ill be silent as a fish. 9. Remember: not a word to Wilma and Betty. You know how wives are. If they found out about the incident in the zoo, they would make fun of us. Ill be silent as a fish.



TIME FOR FUN

I met my wife quite by accident. I hit her with my motorcycle, took her to hospital, visited her there, and when she was discharged from hospital we got married, said Mr Brown.

Yeah, remarked one of the listeners. If people knew what tragic consequences road accidents can have, they would drive much more carefully.



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EXERCISE 393

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A: Make sure you keep your mouth shut. If these people somehow got wind of the gold, they could steal it from us.

B: I know. Im no fool.

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Pretty soon the papers will get wind of it.      .

How did they get wind of our operation?      ?



1.    .    -      (find),      . .  . 2.     .    -     ,       . .  . 3.     .   -    ,       . .  . 4.     .    -  ,    ,     . .  . 5.     .    -  ,    (betray),      . .  . 6.     .    -     ,     (take advantage of the situation). .  . 7.     .     -     ,      . .  . 8.     .   -  ,     ,       (hang somebody from the mast). .  . 9.     .   -  ,     ,       (  : make somebody walk the plank). .  .



. 1. Make sure you keep your mouth shut. If these people somehow got wind of our find, they could steal it from us. I know. Im no fool. (,    : If these people somehow got wind of our find, they would steal it from us. ,    : If these people somehow got wind of our find, they might steal it from us.) 2. Make sure you keep your mouth shut. If these people somehow got wind of our find, they could come and claim their share. I know. Im no fool. 3. Make sure you keep your mouth shut. If the crew somehow got wind of the treasure, they could come and claim their share. I know. Im no fool. 4. Make sure you keep your mouth shut. If these people somehow got wind of what we intend to do, they could try to stop us. I know. Im no fool. 5. Make sure you keep your mouth shut. If these people somehow got wind of who betrayed them, they could want to get even with us. I know. Im no fool. 6. Make sure you keep your mouth shut. If these people somehow got wind of our problem, they could take advantage of the situation. I know. Im no fool. 7. Make sure you keep your mouth shut. If one of the officers somehow got wind of our problem, he could turn the crew against us. I know. Im no fool. 8. Make sure you keep your mouth shut. If the crew somehow got wind that weve got the wrong map, they could hang us from the mast. I know. Im no fool. 9. Make sure you keep your mouth shut. If the crew somehow got wind that we are off course, they could make us walk the plank. I know. Im no fool.








   (plank   ,   ).          .      ,    ,      .            . : They would make me walk the plank if I dont wear a tie.    ,      .



TIME FOR FUN

Professor: You cant sleep in my class!

Student: If you didnt talk so loud, I could.




   




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EXERCISE 394

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A: What happened to you in Georgetown?

B: You wouldnt believe me if I told you.

A: Try me.

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1.    ? ?     . ?   . 2.   ? ?     . ?   . 3.       ? (Who was that on the phone?) ?     . ?   . 4.       ? ?    ,   . ?   . 5.  ,     ? ?     . ?   . 6.  ,     ? ? . ? ?     . ?   . 7.     ? ?  , ,  ,   (you would probably laugh). ?   . 8.       (ladies room)? ?  , ,  ,  . ?   . 9.       ? ?  , ,  ,  . ?   . 10.       ? ?  , ,  ,  . ?   . 11.     ? ?  , ,  ,  . ?   . 12.       500  (get fined 500 dollars)? ?  , ,  ,  . ?   .



. 1. Where were you last night? You wouldnt believe me if I told you. Try me. 2. Who did this? You wouldnt believe me if I told you. Try me. 3. Who was that on the phone? You wouldnt believe me if I told you. Try me. 4. What were you doing in that deserted house? You wouldnt believe me if I told you. Try me. 5. Who does this house belong to now? You wouldnt believe me if I told you. Try me. 6. Do you know who I met the other day? No. Who? You wouldnt believe me if I told you. Try me. (,      : Do you know who I ran into the other day?) 7. Why are you late for work? If I told you, you would probably laugh. Try me. 8. What were you doing in the ladies room? If I told you, you would probably laugh. Try me. 9. How did you manage to shoot yourself in the foot? If I told you, you would probably laugh. Try me. 10. How did you manage to fail your driving test? If I told you, you would probably laugh. Try me. 11. How did you manage to break the sofa? If I told you, you would probably laugh. Try me. 12. How did you manage to get fined 500 dollars? If I told you, you would probably laugh. Try me. (        .)



TIME FOR FUN

Jones, a pickpocket, was up in court for a series of petty crimes.

Mr. Jones, you are hereby fined $100, said the judge.

The defense lawyer stood up and said, Thank you, Your Honour, but Im afraid, my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you would allow him a few minutes in the crowd



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EXERCISE 395

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A: What would you say if I brought my cousin with me?

B: I would be very disappointed if you didnt.

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1.   ,        ? ?     ,      . 2.    ,        (ask somebody out on a date)? ?     ,      . 3.    ,         (offer somebody a ride home)? ?     ,      . 4.    ,       (pick somebody up)  ? ?     ,      . 5.    ,     ? ?     ,      . 6.    ,       ,  ? ?     ,      ,  . 7.    ,     ? ?     (it would be a pity),     .    . 8.    ,      (skip dessert)? ?    ,     .    (be famous for something)  . 9.    ,      (appetizer)? ?    ,     .     . 10.    ,        ? ?    ,    . 11.    ,        ? ?       (tell somebody to go to hell). 12.    ,        ? ?      .          .



. 1. What would you say if I invited you to dinner tonight? I would be very disappointed if you didnt. 2. What would you say if I asked you out on a date? I would be very disappointed if you didnt. ( : What would you say if I asked you out?) 3. What would you say if I offered you a ride home? I would be very disappointed if you didnt. 4. What would you say if I picked you up after work? I would be very disappointed if you didnt. 5. What would you say if I kissed you? I would be very disappointed if you didnt. 6. What would you say if I proposed to your daughter, Mrs. Taylor? I would be very disappointed if you didnt, Mr. Hill. 7. What would you say if I shaved off my mustache? It would be a pity if you did. I like your mustache. 8. What would you say if we skipped dessert? It would be a pity if we did. This restaurant is famous for its desserts. 9. What would you say if we skipped appetizers? It would be a pity if we did. This restaurant is famous for its appetizers. 10. What would you say if I refused to marry Mike? You would be a fool if you did. 11. What would you say if I asked you to fill in for me tomorrow? I would tell you to go to hell. 12. What would you say if I asked you to confirm my alibi? I would tell you to go to hell. I dont want to go to jail for perjury.



TIME FOR FUN

A lot of women will be very disappointed when I get married.

Why a lot? Youre going to marry only one, arent you?

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Ted: What would you say if I told you that I had a bright idea?

Ned: Nothing. I cant talk and laugh at the same time.




   




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EXERCISE 396

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A: If I didnt know better, I would think you were jealous.

B: But you do know better?

A: I sure do.

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She says she didnt cheat on me but I know better.  ,    ,    .

I know better than to believe a woman. ?   ,   .

They know better than to get in my way.    ,      .

2.    (But you do know better?)      do,       . .    281.



1.    ,    ,   ,     .    ,    ?  . 2.     ,    ,   ,      (happiness).    ,    ?  . 3.     ,    ,   ,      (popularity).    ,    ?  . 4.     ,    ,   ,     .    ,    ?  . 5.     ,    ,   ,    (a woman-hater).    ,    ?  . 6.     ,    ,   ,    .    ,    ?  . 7.     ,    ,   ,     .    ,    ? , . 8.     ,    ,   ,     , .    ,    ?  . 9.     ,    ,   ,       ,  .    ,    ?  . 10.     ,    ,   ,      (intimidate).    ,    ?  . 11.     ,    ,   ,   -  - .    ,    ?  . 12.     ,    ,   ,     .    ,    ?  .




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