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The Morning After


The Morning After     / .       ,       .       ,    ,      ,        .        .      ,         ,        .     -      ,               .



The wedding went well. But she was suffering from the effects of the morning after.

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Chancla


Chancla ['?ankla]       .    .       ,     .       ,         . ,  -     - ,   .     ,       !   ,  mami  ,   ,     .             .      



Yesterday y mum hit me me with a chancla!

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F-boy


F-boy [ef b??]    fuckboy,      ,     .      ,      ,  .        ,     .       ,    ,     .       ,              .     ,       .         ,     ,           .



This nasty F-boy fucked Laura, Stacey, Miley and Tina this week!

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Take him out


Take him out     ,   .     ,        .         . ,         ,    . -,    ,   -  ,     ,    .         . : Osama bin Laden is a menace. We will take him out    ,   ,  ,    .



Hes becoming a problem. We must take him out.

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Juice


Juice [d?u:s]  , ,   .       !     ,    .   got the juice   ,     -  .    ,      .    ,      .     ,     . Juice          - .      ,     .   got the juice   .



He has got real juice in this country, dude.

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Hoetry


Hoetry [?ho??tri]      ,   poetry (, ).     ,   ,   ,   .     ,       .         ,       .        ,       .       . ,      ,        ,     ,          ,      .



What a wonderful piece of hoetry. Now, I am clear that if I sleep with you my dick might fall off!

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Slacker


Slacker [?sl?k??]  . ,   - .         ,   - .  ,         ,  Netflix,    PornHub   .       ,         ,       , ,     -     ,     . ,      slacker.



Do you want to be a slacker for the rest of your life? Maybe its time to get a job, bro?

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Eye bleach


Eye bleach [a?bli:t?]    . ,        ,     .       ,      ,     - ,    .          eyebleach.    ,      18+. ,    ,       .         ,       .     ,          .



I saw my grandfather naked. Fucking shit! I need some eye bleach right now!

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Big oof


Big oof [b?? u:f]  --, -, -,  !        -  :        .        ,  .                 ,     .   ,     .     ,     ,   - .  oof  ,     Roblox,  .



Failed to hit on a girl again? Big oof, man.

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Plead the fifth


Plead the fifth    .        ,  ,       .      ,    ,        . ,      ,  ,     .   ,  , ,       , ,   . , ,     .    ,    ,    .  ,       .



This time, I would like to plead the fifth.

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Douche Canoe


Douche Canoe [du:? k??nu:]   .   ,   .  ,   .     ,     ,    !  ,           :       .         douche,       douche bag    .    ,          .   ,      .



Pass me the paddle, I wanna break this douche canoes spine!

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Have several seats


Have several seats       .      ,       -   ,     .       .   ,      . , -   ,    .    ,     .        ,       .  ,       ,     .



Cut the crap and go have several seats.

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Party animal


Party animal    .   ,            .     ,      .       ,    .     : ,    . ,        ,    .   party animals        ,     .        ?  ,     ! :  .    ,     .



Is that party animal your girlfriend? Really?!

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Crying shame


Crying shame   .          .       ,         .       , crying shame       cringe,   ,      . ,      ,      .



Oh man, thats a crying shame that someone as young as you has testicular cancer.

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Breaking Point


Breaking Point ['bre?k?n ?p??nt]  ,  ,  . ,    .      .  ,  ,   ,   ,  ,   ,       .    ,  ,   ,           -   .   ,  ,     ,     .    breaking point. -,    .      ,   ,      .



I just hit my breaking point and I dont give a shit any longer! Kill me if you want, bitch!

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Pang wangle


Pang wangle [pan 'wang(?)l]        .     ,      . ,        ,      .   ,        ,       ,     .  pang wangle       .   ,  ,  pang wangle,         .



Am I supposed to worry about getting fired? Dunno guys, Im just gonna pang wangle!

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Scrummy


Scrummy   .  ,       .   ,       ,              .         .   scrummy    scrumptious  yummy,   .  ,  scrummy       .         .      ,          .



The thing I love about summer is a bunch of scrummy girls in shorts.

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Full Send


Full Send [f?l s?nd]   -   ,    .      ,    ,         .       ,      ,        .      ,        ,  ,   ,  . -,   ,  -  ,      ,   .



This nerd doesnt know how to full send, told ya!

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In-crowd


In-crowd   ,  .     ,    .  ,        .         . ,        .         -,      ,    ,  .   in-crowd     .    ,   ,            .



Most people would prefer to be invited to these in-crowd parties rather than meeting the Queen.

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Lose the plot


Lose the plot    ,  ,  ,   .     .      ,       ,       - .  :        .        , .     ,     ,        .     ,        ,   .




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