Fairy Tales Kazochki
Egor Ouzikov

Michael Ouzikov


Fairy Tales Kazochki for adults and not only! Count Leo Tolstoy, the great Russian writer, so fond ofilliterate children that once he went tothe local people and became the director ofsmall village school. Tosave money on textbooks, he wrote his famous Fairy Tales Kazochki, which, with some fine-tuning, are relevant toour difficult today days.





Fairy Tales Kazochki

Michael Ouzikov

Egor Ouzikov



Michael Ouzikov,2017

Egor Ouzikov,2017

Michael Ouzikov, ,2017

Egor Ouzikov, ,2017

Croft Lara,  ,2017

Peter Malkov, ,2017



 Egor Ouzikov



ISBN978-5-4483-7466-1

     Ridero




Tomy children Egor and Stephanie






Count Lev Tolstoy

loved children alot

Daniel Harms





Plum stone

(Atrue story)


Mother bought abucket ofplums and wanted togive them tothe children inthe afternoon.

Mother never ate plums before inher life and smelt them constantly. And she liked them. She really wanted toeat them.

When there was no one else inthe room, she would not resist herself and ate the whole bucket.

At dinner, father asked, Children, did anyone eat the plums?

The children answered, No.

Then father said, If any ofyou ate them thats not good ofcourse, but not atrouble. The trouble is that plums have stones, and if someone does not know how toeat them and swallows the stone, then this person will die. Thats what Im afraidof.

Everyone laughed, but mother began tocry.

And next morning father died.









Soldier

(Atrue story)


There was ahouse on fire. No one could enter it, and honestly, wouldnt even wantto.

Asoldier came over and said: Illgo.

He was told: You will burn.

The soldier said: One cant die twice, and cant escape once

And he ran into the house

Infact, he was an extraordinary youth.

You wouldnt understand them, the Slavs.









The Lion and thedog

(Atrue story)


Once upon atime inLondon*, they showed wild animals and took dogs and cats instead ofmoney for watching.

The dogs and cats were used as feed for the wild animals.

One man wanted tolook at the animals, so he grabbed alittle dog on the street and brought it tothe show.

He was admitted towatch and the little dog he picked up was thrown into the lion cage tobe devoured. The dog dropped its tail between its legs and clung tothe corner ofthe cage.

The lion came over and sniffedher.

The doggie squealed.

The she lay on her back, lifted her feet and began waving her tail.

The lion touched her with his paw, and flipped her over.

The doggie squealed.

They got married

The doggie squealed.

Next morning, the doggie croaked and the lions lymph nodes began toswell.



* London is the capital ofGreat Britain









Eagle

(Atrue story)


An eagle built anest inabig tree, away from the sea and broughtforth little children-eagles.

Once, some people began towork beside the tree and the eagle flew up tothe nest with alarge fish inits talons.

The people saw afish and surrounded the tree. They started shouting and throwing stones at the eagle.

The people were Georgians.

The eagle dropped the fish, and the Georgians picked it up, poured themselves some sweet wine and shouted atoast:

Eagle fly very high inthe sky. Fish swim at the bottom ofdeepest gorge. So lets drink tothat!









Philip

(Atrue story)


There once was aboy named Philip. The time came for all the boys togo serve inthe army. Philip did not want togo. But his mother said tohim: Philip, youre not going tothe army?

No.

For you tonot go tothe army, you must have adisabled wife.

The boys went toserve inthe army. Philips father went early inthe morning tothe forest for his daily work. And Philip went and got married. He married his wife, and said:

So, dear wife, you do not want me togo tothe army?

Ofcourse Idont want youto.

Then go and get your leg cut off byatrain.

The wife went tothe railway station and got not just one leg cut off byatrain, but her second leg as well.

She came home and Philip asked:

Well, how are you, dear?

As you see.

Very good, said Philip, Who taught you how todo that?

His wife braved and said:



Ilearned myself. Im daring and Iimmediately understood. Oh, Im very nifty.









The Master and the Rooster

(Atrue story)


The master did not sleep all night. He drank, engaged insome unethical deeds with the mistress, and even carried sheaves ofgrain before midnight. Then he lay down torest directly inthe courtyard.



The rooster saw his master and thought, my master wants tohear me sing.



He got closer tothe master and shouted inhisear:

Soldier arise! Scrub the bloody muck out ofyour eyes. 45seconds! Parade dress, assemble inthe court!

The master woke up and pushed the rooster who was not allowing him tosleep away. The rooster thought that the master wanted him tosing louder, so he crept closer and began toshout with all his might:

Get up, son ofabitch! Get up and fight! Is this how you serve?

The master grabbed arake and hit the rooster inthe head. The rooster saw blinking numbers.









How aMan Shared aGoose

(Afairy tale story)


One smelly man ended up with not asingle loaf ofbread tobring tohis family. He decided toask for some bread from his laird. Before going tothe master, he caught agoose and roasted it inwine sauce with cognac.

The laird accepted the goose and quietly said tothe smelly peasant: Ithank you, sweet man. You do your service well. Iwill eat afried little goose torelieve my stomach pain. But look here, Idont know how Iwill share your goose. Ihave abeautiful wife, Maria, two sons, and two more daughters tomarry off.

The man was thinking as the time was ticking.



The foul-smelling man finally said: Iknow how we can share the goose.



He took his knife, cut the gooses head off and told his master: You are the head ofthe household the head is yours.

He then cut off the tail and gave it tothe lairds wife: You stay at home, he said, You look after the house the rump is yours.

The man snapped the legs off and offered them tothe sons: You are the legs, stomping your fathers path. As for the daughters, he gave them the wings: You will soon open your wings and fly away from your family home.The man then announced, and the rest Iwill take for myself!

And he took the remainder ofthe goose. The laird laughed totears, gave the peasant aloaf ofbread and some coins for him todrink tohis health.




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